Pimp Demotivational Poster
PIMPING - Who says it aint easy?
STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?
GENTLEMEN, I HAVE SAVED THE GALAXY AGAIN. - Bones, get me some bootleg Romulan Ale. Spock, fetch me some whores. Green skin, big tits.
HARD TIMES - After Starfleet went bankrupt, Worf had to find work elsewhere.
PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.
KRAMER - Should pimp your post, because it needs work.
Ronald McDonald -
GALACTIC PIMPS - Even in a galaxy far far away pimpin' ain't easy
PIMPIN' - It ain't easy !
THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!
HARD TIMES - After losing 2 Death Stars Lord Vader has had to find alternative means of income. If you want to explore the dark side it is going to cost a little extra.
R2D2 - Is the pimpest droid ever.
PIMP SLAP - "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good slap at your side kid"
POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.
PIMP HAND -
PIMP HAND - The number one choice in hoe management
WILLY WONKA - Possibly the best pimp EVER.
FORMAL NIGHT -
I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.
CONFUSION - I can understand those two hawt chicks, but what IS that kid in the middle doing with the light saber exactly?
OH YEAH -
ENTOURAGE - All the players have to have one.
PIMPIN - Es ist alles über den benjamins, yo
PIMP - It ain't easy being super-fly.
PIMPIN' - It ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it.
B#TCH PLEASE -
JOBS - all the good ones are taken.
THE ADAMS FAMILY -
FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words
YO DAWG -
MMMM... BEER -
NECROPHILIA - $785????? Who knew pimps catered to necrophiliacs
GHETTO DUMP TRUCK -
PIMPING - It's a little different in South America
PIMP DOWN!! - Call Nie WA Wa! Call Nie WA WA!! SOMEBODY CALL THE AUTHORITRAYS!!
YOU THINK THIS WILL HELP? - Your Holiness, right now anything will help
IMPERIAL OFFICER -
USUAL REACTION -
IMPETUS - URGE (PLS IGNORE PREVIOUS - NOT LOGGED IN) -
ZOMBIE PIMPS - VD and Hunger for brains now making a lot of sense.
AGGY'S RIDE IS PIMPED - Although the tires are slick it don't really matter, Aggy's to drunk to drive, And the motion makes him sick
MMMMM... SIZE MATTERS NOT... - Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
ECONOMIC SLUMP - Vader sometimes has to branch out to new ventures. It's working well so far. Just don't ask for the Force-Handy.
WARNING - Exessive use of psychic powers will give you bad acne.
NOT MUCH NOW - But Once I Get My Check I'm Gonna Put Spinners On That Bed, 22'S SON 22'S!!!
ENLIST NOW -
30 INCH RIMS ON YOUR HUMMER - But Still Feeling Like People Regard You As The Ex-Amish You Are?? You Let The Cat Out Of The Bag
PIMPIN - Bitch, where the cash at.
TINA TURNER -
MAYOR RAY NAGIN, NEW ORLEANS - Celebrates after his hurricane evac. buses come back from "Pimp My Ride"
JAPIMPIN' - It be arr bout da yen, yo
JESUS - Whatta Pimp!
PIMP MY RIDE - Wait what....
KARATE - the original Pimp hand
Record Breaker -
E N V Y - Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Church on Wheels -
PIMPING OUT - Nothing says it like a Low-Rider with a Hatch-back.
PIMP MY RIDE - Kazakhstan Style
PUBLIC WARNING - Never hire Xhibit as a cabbie.
"PIMP MY RIDE" - they'll do it whether you need it or not
CASHMONEY - Even at the age of less than one some dudes just ball on the reg.
Pimp My Ride -
Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -